Though 2026 has just started, so much seems to have happened in a short span of time. At time of writing up this post, it’s unsure what will happen to Iran, or even the United States of America. Meanwhile, Ukraine and Russia are still duking it out with no victor yet in sight (though most people have their money on Russia eking out the win. And with the manpower they’re able to throw at the problem, it does seem likely they’ll be able to overwhelm what is left of the Ukraine forces).
As for my personal life, well, I’ve almost finished Star Wars Outlaws. While I would have preferred writing up a post for it instead, I am also very proud of my occult horror short stories. Especially because they’re all connected in some way (and they may end up becoming an anthology of sorts. If anyone knows an agent or publisher, please let me know!).
Meanwhile, the start of the year saw me finish off The Little Prince and Ready Player One. And, well, let’s just say I have many thoughts about the writing. Especially in how it tells more than it should and seems to coast along on 80s nostalgia. The world-building of the OASIS also felt a little underbaked and while I can applaud Ernest Cline for including commentary on the state of the world, I wish there had been more focus on these aspects instead of keeping it mostly relegated as background information that did little to serve the plot except to emphasise how poor protagonist Wade Owen Watt was during the first third of the book.
In any case, here is part two of my short story. Please enjoy!
Admittedly, it’s always a joy to write Patrice in any shape or form. Even in the perspective of another, she is truly a delight.
An unfamiliar sight greeted me as I opened my eyes. The ceiling I saw above me was not the same one from my hotel. Instead of a drab white ceiling with fixed lighting, the one before me looked like it had come from Versailles with its decorative mouldings and patterns. In its centre hung a huge chandelier.
The bed, too, was softer than I remembered. More spacious. Whereas usually, Mike would push me off to the side.
Mike!
I jolted from bed.
Or, at least, attempted to.
Excruciating pain racked my body, leaving me bedbound. The only thing I was able to do was let out a groan as my head hit the pillow beneath. Already, I could feel a headache forming. It throbbed in my temples, begging me to pull out a drill and commit self-mutilation like the physicians of old.
“Oh good, you’re awake.”
I turned my head towards the source of the voice. Patrice was seated in the armchair beside me. Knitting.
“What happened? Where am I?” I asked. Or, at least, tried to. It came out as more of a dry gurgle. My lips refusing to form words and my vocal cords straining with the effort of articulation.
Patrice set aside her knitting before turning to grab the mug closest to her. “Here. Should help some,” she said, handing me the mug. “Now, I expect you have a lot of questions. So, I’ll try to answer them as best I can. This,” she gestured to the room, “is my suite. We’re in a boutique hotel I booked on the corner of the French Quarter. And well, let’s just say a lot of things happened during the séance. You do remember the séance, don’t you Jordie dear?”
I inclined my head. Bits and pieces were starting to return to me. Mike had wrangled me once again into one of his foolhardy ideas. Despite my own feelings on the matter, I’d acquiesced. Of the séance and what occurred during it, my memory was still fuzzy. I remembered Madam Xanthe beginning to chant. And then…nothing.
“Right disaster it was,” said Patrice, pulling my attention back to the present. “Always knew Madam Xanthe was a quack but I never once thought she’d be one to open up the barrier protecting our world.”
“What do you mean?” I croaked out after wetting my lips with the tea she’d given me.
“How much do you remember?”
I shook my head. “About as far as singing Kumbaya. Except it was probably Latin.”
“Oh, I knew I liked you,” said Patrice, a small smile on her lips. “You speak your mind.”
“Mike always said it was my most toxic trait.” I took another sip of the tea, feeling the hot liquid soothe my throat. “Speaking of which, where is he? The two of us were seated together during the séance. His hand was in mine. And then—”
I broke off as a fragmented memory flitted through my mind. At the height of the ritual, there had been a brilliant white light. Mike’s hand, familiar with how clammy with sweat, had vanished. I was left grasping air.
Before I could even process what had happened, Adeline let out an ear-splitting scream. My head turned, searching for a threat. But all I saw was Magdalene, the rude girl who served as Madam Xanthe’s assistant, hovering in the air.
Her face was pale as death and she looked like she was struggling to escape the jaws of some monstrous creature.
Except, there was nothing there.
Or so it seemed.
I don’t know what possessed me to leap to my feet and try to help her. Someone let out a warning. I don’t know who. Nor did it matter.
Just as I managed to reach Magdalene, something slammed into me from the side. I was sent careening into the far wall. Before I’d even hit the ground, darkness consumed me.
The memory, or whatever it was, must have shown on my face. Patrice reached over and gently patted my arm. The look she gave me was not one of pity but empathic concern. “It’s okay. You’re safe now.”
“Am I? Something attacked us. Something I couldn’t even see with my own eyes. And it took Mike. It killed Magdalene.” I gripped the bed covers. “What happened after I was knocked out? Patrice. Please. I need to know.”
The story she recounted sounded like something from a horror movie. An invisible creature ripping Magdalene in two. Wounding me, Copernicus and Adeline. Had it not been for some quick thinking, we might have all been killed. As luck would have it, we’d all managed to escape. Incapacitated as I was, Patrice had thrown me over the shoulder in a fireman carry.
When she had finished, I had my head buried in my hands. God. Who would, in their right mind, believe such a tale?
Surely not the authorities.
They would have taken one look at the bedraggled Scotswoman and thought she’d been drinking one too many sherries during the night.
So, how had I ended up in a boutique hotel halfway across the French Quarter?
I was missing something important.
My thoughts whirled, sifting through what Patrice had told me before latching on to something she had conveniently left out. What had happened to the creature?
It was doubtful Patrice, Copernicus, Adeline or even Madam Xanthe would have had the abilities to take something of that calibre down by themselves. True, us Americans liked our guns but even they would have been outmatched by an enemy they could not see.
“How did we get here?”
Patrice let out a frustrated huff. “I’ve told you that already, Jordie dear. You really ought to be paying better attention.”
“Yes. No. Look. I understood everything you told me,” I said. God. Were all women this infuriating? I took a deep breath to calm myself. “What I meant to ask is how did you stop the creature. Surely it would have given chase. Unless, of course, it’s tearing through New Orleans as we speak and we’re just sitting out on the fun?”
A knowing smirk formed on Patrice’s lips. “Noticed, did you? Smart and good looking. No wonder you’re the alpha.” She leaned in close like she was about to tell me a secret. “So, how does this knotting thing work between the two of you?”
I stared up at Patrice, mouth agape. It took me several minutes for my brain to compute what she had just asked. “What?”
“Oh, it’s just something my grandniece showed me. I was doing some research into the supernatural and she directed me to this website. Archive of our own? It’s been a great learning resource. Quite titillating too. Though I still don’t quite understand what a ‘Destiel’ is. And I’ve been trying to wrap my head around all these newfangled phone apps like YouTube and Tik—”
“No. Stop. Please.”
Patrice shrugged. “Your loss, I suppose.”
I squeezed my temples. “You’re trying to distract me,” I said after several moments of tense silence. “The creature. If you wouldn’t mind.”
My insistence seemed to sober Patrice. She leaned back in her armchair, picked up the second mug and gave its contents a whirl. “What I’m about to tell you, Jordie, will sound impossible. Yet this world of ours is filled with all manner of hidden truths. The least of which we bore witness to only two nights ago.”
“You’re stalling.”
Patrice rolled her eyes. “Fine. The creature you didn’t see? A member of the vanguard for eldritch forces beyond our ken. For centuries they’ve pounded on the barrier between worlds. Set up by our forebears in some forgotten time. And while such knowledge has been lost to history, a thousand human lifetimes is but a mere blink of the eye to them.”
“And how do you stop something like that?”
“Copernicus.” If looks could kill, Patrice would have been lying on the ground next to me. But she prattled on, paying my scepticism no heed. “Surprisingly, he’s a dab hand at Latin. And, he’s had his own brush with the unknown. Knew a few tricks. Like setting up a ward for the creature.”
“You can’t be serious,” I said. “This isn’t Harry Potter, Patrice. Or an urban fantasy story written by a depressed alcoholic wanting to become an author. There’s no such thing as magic.”
“I thought you wanted the truth, Jordan.”
My lower jaw ached from how hard I clenched it as I pushed my frustrations and fears down.
I needed to get out of here. Find Mike. And go back home to where life made sense.
Something terrible had happened during the séance. This I knew with absolute certainty. But everything else Patrice had told me? They had to be lies. Even if they weren’t very good.
Everything sounded too fantastical. Too out of the norm.
Was this to be my punishment? For letting Mike convince me to partake in another of his harebrained schemes? I buried my head in my hands.
“Someone once told me, Jordie dear, that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. When it came to the ancients, the knowledge they had of the world and the universe beyond it exceeded our own. Just because you don’t understand it, doesn’t mean it’s impossible.”
I looked over at her. Was she really trying sell me on this nonsense again? “So I’m meant to believe Copernicus just waved his hands and said a few silly words to stop the creature?”
“Of course not,” said Patrice, frustration lacing her voice. “He used Words of Power.”
“And what’s that supposed to mean?” The retort sprung to my lips before I could think better of it.
“It means you can keep going on with your life with nary a thought in your head once you’ve recovered,” snapped Patrice. “It means the creature has been successfully subdued, if not quite banished.”
“What about Mike?”
“What about him?”
In her response, I felt a sudden chill go down my spine. “We have plans to bring him back, right? After all, a person doesn’t just vanish into thin air, right?”
“Afraid it’s out of my hands,” Patrice answered primly. She reached for her knitting. “Copernicus was crystal clear when he ordered us to forget the events of the séance. He warned us not to speak of it with anyone. Madam Xanthe was also ordered to leave the house to be condemned. Lest we accidentally let loose the creature.”
“And you listened?” I all but screeched. The urge to throw something – anything – was all consuming.
None of this was real. None of it could be real.
“What would you have done then, Jordie?”
With what strength I had, I managed to push myself from the bed and into an upright position. Anger was a much better motivator than I’d given it credit for. I opened my mouth, ready to shout.
Before I could, Patrice was at my side, fluffing up the pillows so they could prop me up better. I tried to wave her away but she was just as stubborn as I was. Probably even more so.
It deflated what energy I had.
A sullen silence descended over us.
“Mike is still out there,” I finally said after several minutes.
“Jordie, I don’t think—”
“If he’s dead, where’s the body? No. Something must have happened. He must have slipped through this portal you talked about. So, all we need to do is open it up again. Send the creature through. And Mike will be returned.”
Patrice looked ready to argue. She opened her mouth, retort on her tongue. I could see it in her eyes. But she closed her mouth and shook her head. “I can tell you’re a stubborn lad.” She let out a sigh. “Fine. We do it your way.”







